Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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