We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
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Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
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You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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