Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
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