just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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