Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
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Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
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I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I need to calm my uterus...
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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