drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
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You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
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All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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