Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
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Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
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Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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