There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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