dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
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Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
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I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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