I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
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you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
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nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
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