Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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