im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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