Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
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just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
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I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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