you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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