If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
seriously i just wanna be friends
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No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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