well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
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I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
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Gay?
German.
Pity.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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