apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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