Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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