Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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