They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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