...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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