you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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