he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I'm at about main and main street
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Randomize
