Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
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you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
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How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
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