Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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