i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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