Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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