I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
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