chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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