respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
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I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
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I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
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