I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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