it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Top reasons to NOT leave jessica to her own devices : 1. Drinking becomes a competitive sport ( in which she is the only one competing) 2.big girl words= no worky 3. Whiskey refuses to be a good friend (as much as she insists ). 4. Waking up at six a.m. still in her swim suit is super awkward. 5. It isn't a fun game to figure out which person she gave her number to and 6. Yesterdays eyeliner doesn't look good today.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
Randomize
