I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
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Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
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Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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