So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
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