Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
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it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
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There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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