doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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