so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
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he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
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He's a Shit stain on my heart
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
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