C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Blood and glitter go together right?
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
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