Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
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He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
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He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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