Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
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Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
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I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
what the fuck happened to the tacos
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
How naked do you want me to be?
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