i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Randomize
