oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Khloé Kardashian Finally Speaks Out About The Tristan Thompson Cheating Scandal
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
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YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
We need a shit load of segways right now
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.