I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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