You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
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BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
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My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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