Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
operation harelip BJ is a go
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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