did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
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I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
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I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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