He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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