we're blogging at a bar
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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