Me too!
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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