Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
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In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
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Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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