You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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