giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
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