Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
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