Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
