i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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