i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
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