I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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