Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
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i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
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His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
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