im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
