Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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